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Michelle, i'm 18, and I enjoy: California. Piano. Film. The internet. Boba. Disneyland. Clothing. Wes Anderson. Stephen King. Books. Movies. Fashion. Marina and The Diamonds. Ed Sheeran. Sleeping. Glitter. Photography. Skins UK. And BUTTS.

advils:

h0llo:

glorzsz:

Oww

I wanna fuck those boys in the last picture

i know those people in the shirt over head one???

ohwhatprovidence:

ohwhatprovidence:

one time, my sister accidentally sent a picture of her new dog to the wrong number and the recipient was real upset about it

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earlier this week, my sister realized that it had been an entire year. she had a new dog and thought he might want to see

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then her friend sent him a picture of her cat since he seems to really love animals

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i just sent him a picture of my neighbor’s dog, sergeant

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now we wait

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he mad

glitter-dust:

menluda:

When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”

Hahaha I did this before I even saw this post. Hilarious.

becky-fitness:

How I got my splits!

Stretch 1 - Try not to let the front knee come beyond the toes. Having your toes on your back leg curled under will make it slightly easier for beginners.

Stretch 2 - Stand up with your legs apart and just get as low as you can go!

Stretch 3 - Sit back on one leg (so your foot is under your bum) with the other leg straight in front, and bend over your front leg as far as you can.

Stretch 4 - One leg bent in front and the other directly behind. This yoga pose is called One Legged Pigeon

Stretch 5 - Yoga mermaid pose, don’t stress if you can’t do this straight away, it’s a big quad stretcher, don’t force this - it’ll come with time!

Do all stretches on both legs!

  • Do these AFTER you are warmed up (I suggest cardio) otherwise you may hurt yourself.
  • Practise every day with one day rest and try to hold each pose for at least 30 seconds.
  • It took me 1.5 months to get my right split and 2 months to get my left. Everyone is different so you could need more or less time than I did, but be patient!
  • LISTEN TO YOUR BODY!! If your muscles are really hurting, light stretching only! Don’t force it!

pathogems:

if you dont like this film you’re lying to yourself

laups-world:

best scene ever, with Pink Floyd hey you in the backround

laups-world:

best scene ever, with Pink Floyd hey you in the backround

bootox:

butchylesbiansareweird:

bootox:

bootox:

my parents arent home today im gonna have a huge party

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guys this party is getting a little too crazy

THIS IS MY COUSIN EMMA WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING

dont tell the rest of our family about the party